2005/01/25

Martial Arts Movies/TV Shows are Porn

Well, they are identical in character to porn. I came to this realization when watching a old episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. Walker and Trivet walked into a chop shop. Ostensibly, they did not go there with the intention of fighting. However, their gate coming in and their stances when the stopped to talk to the people said, 'we came to fight and we're prepared'. That's when I had the epiphany. I laughed out loud at the realization. This was just like a porn I'd seen, or heard of, where two women entered a room, ostensibly for another purpose, but the way they slutted in and their suggestive poses when they came to a stop suggested otherwise. They, of course, immediately started stripping after a few seconds of dialogue meant to continue the charade that they had not come to have sex. Walker, and other martial arts shows and movies are just like thin. They exist for the martial arts fight scenes, just like pornos exist for the sex. The plot is just there to provide a backdrop for the primary purpose.

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